Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (2022)

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (1)I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (2)I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (3)It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (4) There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (5)Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (6)America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (7)You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (8)I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (9)Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (10)Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (11)If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (12)I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (13)I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (14)On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (15)I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (16)I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (17)Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (18)You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (19)Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (20)Lots of travel, away from home.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (21) When you get over 95, every day is your day.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (22)My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (23)He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (24)I made so many B pictures I began to get fan mail from hornets...and for me that was an improvement.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (26)The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (27)Television. That's where movies go when they die.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (28)I have too much money invested in sweaters.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (29)If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (30)Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (31)Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (32)Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (33)President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (34)Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers ...

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (35)I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (36)I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (37)Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (38)If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (39)Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (40)All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (41)The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (42)I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (43)The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (44)She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (45)A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (46)We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (47)English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie ... in the shower.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (48)I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (49)My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (50)I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (51)It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (52)The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (53)The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (54)Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (55)If they liked you, they didn't applaud
they let you live.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (56)The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (57)I can still chase women, only downhill

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (58)I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (59)It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (60)I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (61)I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (62)We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (63)I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (64)A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (65)Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (66)I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (67)I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (68)My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (69)Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (70)If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (71)My folks were English ... we were too poor to be British.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (72)You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (73)Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (74)Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (75)I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (76)That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (77)Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (78)Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (79)Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (80)If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (81)Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (82)When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (83)I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (84)Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (85)YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (86)You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (87)I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (88)I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (89)It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (90)Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (91)A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (92)I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (93)If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (94)I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (95)I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (96)The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (97)A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (98)Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (99)The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.

Bob Hope quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Bob Hope (100)The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

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